Dumbland

by Dan Stark

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released December 7, 2012

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Dan Stark Чернигов, Ukraine

Тварь обрела жизнь в 2011 году. Имеет она четырех служителей, которые поют песни о несчастных судьбах не выдуманных людей.

Состав:
А. - вокал
Александр Гниль - гитарный шир
Типичный Барабанщик
Миша - бас
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Track Name: The Neighbor
I was just looking at that wooden shed over there.
I like that shed.
That's my shed.
I know it's your fucking shed!
I have a false arm...
What's that you say?
Fuck you, you motherfuckin' helicopters, you motherfuckers!
I heard once someone said you fuck ducks.
I heard once someone said you fuck ducks.
I am a one-armed duck-fucker.
Track Name: The Treadmill
Stop your fucking exercising!
'Scuse me!
Hi.
You look like you might be interested in a household product
that makes things smell really good.
Four score and seven years ago our forefathers brought forth
upon this continent a new nation...
Hey dad! Hey dad!
Hey dad! Hey dad!
Hey dad! Hey dad!
Ha! And they said you were stupid.
Track Name: The Doctor
Hey!
You got any mail for me?
Sorry, no mail for you!
Oh yeah?
Well I got two letters for you...
F U, stamp licker!
Who broke the fuckin' lamp?!
I, I, I, I, I, I did!
I'll fix it my-fuckin'-self!
Does that hurt you?
No.
Does that hurt you?
No.
Does that hurt you?
No.
Does that hurt you?
No.
Wait just a fucking second!
Does that hurt you?
Does that hurt you?
Does that hurt you?
Does that hurt you?
Just what I thought.
You're normal.
Track Name: A Friend Visits
I cut the heads of all the animals I kill.
Horse head, dog head, cat head, pig head...
All of 'em.
I like to kill things.
I like to kill things.
I like to kill things.
(There's nothin' like)
I like to kill things.
I like to kill things.
I like to kill things.
(sharin' a kill with a friend.)
Cut their heads off by the stream...
Cut their heads off in the woods...
Clean their heads up some and hang 'em up on the wall.
Track Name: Get the Stick
Hey dad, there's a man with a stick caught in his mouth!
Get the stick! Get the stick!
Get the stick! Get the stick!
I'll get the stick. I'll get the fuckin' stick.
Get the stick! Get the stick!
Get the stick! Get the stick!
You broke his neck! You broke his neck!
Make him sit still! Make him sit still!
You poked his eye out! You poked his eye out!
You poked his other eye out!
You got the stick!
Track Name: My Teeth are Bleeding
Fuckin' flies!
Track Name: Uncle Bob
This is how it's gonna be...
You're gonna stay here and watch your uncle Bob.
Uncle Bob's not feelin' well,
you lay one hand on him
and I'll cut your nuts out.
I saw that!
They're gone!
You're safe!
Uncle Bob bit his foot off!
Track Name: Ants
Fuckin' ants!
Here it comes, fuckers.
When we look at you we see an asshole (Asshole!)
When we look at you we see an asshole
When we look at you we see a shithead (Shithead!)
When we look at you we see a shithead
Asshole! Shithead! Dumb turd!
Asshole! Shithead! Dumb turd!
When we look at you we see a dumb turd (Dumb turd!)
When we look at you we see a dumb turd
When we look at you we see an asshole (Asshole!)
When we look at you we see an asshole
Asshole! Shithead! Dumb turd!
What?!
Fuckers!
I'll get you, you motherf...